Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Quiz

Which of the following DID NOT happen today: 
  1. M & P stripped down naked and danced in a hope chest full of goldfish crackers (and then peed)
  2. The cat ate huge quantities of styrofoam and then yakked it up all over the kitchen
  3. Like a leper, I left a trail of skin throughout my house
  4. My house got pretty darn clean due to yak, crackers, pee and skin everywhere
  5. I laid on the beach for hours reading a people magazine while my skin turned a toasty brown
  6. I found a living hermit crab deep in the dirty clothes in the laundry chute that had been missing for a week
It's hard. The quiz and today.

7 comments:

Tracey M said...

It's tough, but....the one about the beach?

Did I win?

Anonymous said...

My life is so boring compared to yours!

-Annette

Adrienne said...

no words.

Natalie said...

i'm going to take a wild stab at it and say that #5 is the only one that happened. You lazy bum.

The Awesome Allens said...

Yuck, Thursday was my hard day. Hang in there!!

Tami G. said...

Why is your skin coming off? I hope you have dandruff or a sunburn and not something cancer or chemo related. Or leprosy.

shel7by said...

from my hawaiian sunburn. i can't really complain, can i?