Friday, March 21, 2008

i'm LOST


I have been watching LOST from the beginning. Now it's a little ridiculous. Am I right? For every answer, you get five more questions. Not to mention my biggest question,"Who is waxing their eyebrows?" Poor island dwellers with their perfect perfect eyebrows and their 2008 trendy clothing that happened to be in the luggage of a 2004 plane crash. I liked seeing Walt at the window last night. They probably had to have him kneel so he wouldn't look like he was now six feet tall. Maybe not a good idea to put a kid as a main character in a show where it takes 4 years to tell us about 4 months on an island. Perfect eyebrows. That's just stupid.

Another thing I like to do is "liken" tv to my daily life. So here is what I do: whenever I fly anywhere, I look around the plane and play "this is who would be on my island". So far I haven't seen any Sawyers, Kates, Claires... any of them. I definitely haven't seen anyone baby-carry a John Locke on to any of my flights - and I watch for it! I might have seen a Hurley or two. But mostly pudgy bald business men. Old ladies. Scruffy teenagers with loud iPods. Hardly a good cast for our crash. Who would save me from the black cloud? Or the polar bears? Nobody. At least I won't have to worry about cancer coming back though, hey?

10 comments:

Tami said...

I watched LOST for the first time last night. I was, coincidentally, quite lost. I found it to be very lame-o.

Melanie said...

My favorite part of Lost is that they ask a question, get a blank stare as a response and then say, "Ok I won't ask THAT again." No one asks anything of anyone. If I was Saiid and I had the powers of torture in my pocket I would torture everyone until someone gave me a straight answer. That show has become one, big lame soap opera. And what's up with letting Ben out again? Haven't we learned?????

karen said...

but it will save your lives!! from the OTHERS!!!! who staged the crash...and why is that guy--baldie--so bossy? Oh girl...not only perfect eyebrows, but the hair is perfectly "messy"...and full of bounce and life...they must have some good coconut shampoo. ;oO

Anonymous said...

I am too cool for lost. I love Celebrity Rehab. You get an answer on that one for sure....
Love, Lisa

Rod and Kandace said...

Rod and I have thought the SAME thing. I am not sure why we keep watching it every week. It is super buggy!

Casey said...

JR and I have been Lost fanatics since it started, but you are so right. It is getting really weird...too weird. Some how all these people are connected. I have looked at their physical traits...like why hasn't Hurley lost a ton of weight? Does he have a food stash we don't know about and why haven't the men began to be able to braid their beards? Can they shave? Why dont the women have hair everywhere too? I know Kate always wears a tank top...and she is hairless. Bugs me.

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Cheryl said...

Seems they have a walgreens on the island by the name of Dharma Initiative. Dharma cereal, boxed Dharma beer (that might be why hurley hasn't lost the weight), they probably have everything they could ever need in their Dharma food storage shelters. Heck, they even have an ultrasound lab! But the trendy 2008 wardrobe I can't answer. I'm mentally exhausted after each show.

Cheryl said...

p.s. i'm glad that you can occupy your mind with the crazy world that is LOST instead of cancer. i hope you're feeling great these days.

Jen said...

I love Lost. A funny story: My cousin said when she went to work one day a friend was telling her about a new reality series that was going to far. She couldn't believe they were going to actually crash a plane and leave the people on the island. My cousin had to explain it was a drama not a reality show.