Babies for Lunch
Swaddle hot dogs in buttermilk biscuits, draw little sleeping eyes with your very favorite non-toxic marker and place in pan. Then have your real baby sing lullabies and give them each a kiss goodnight. Place in oven pre-heated to 375° while your four year-old laughs maniacally. Cook babies for ten minutes. Serve with blood-red ketchup.
6 comments:
That is so funny and very clever!!! I had a good laugh and so did everyone else in the house old enough to read it! Kind of a bad image for me 6 days before delivery...LOL!
I'm willing to bet my husband will make these for Kennedy when I'm in the hospital.
I like my cow still moo-ing - you like your babies still crying....alrighty then.
So when are you coming to visit?
That is too much fun!!!!!
this is why you are the funnest mom ever. And I DO worry about Mason's face in this picture. He IS enjoying this much to much.
literally crying here in Alberta - I'll buy any old book you write...
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